For many years, Hodak’s Restaurant has been declared to have “The Best Fried Chicken in St. Louis” by many according to an opinion poll. Although we do not dispute the fact that Hodak’s does have good fried chicken, we do challenge the fact that Hodak’s has the “best” fried chicken. For over thirty-five years, The Original Crusoe’s has been serving up one mighty-fine fried chicken dinner. In our opinion, we, the management, employees and guests of The Original Crusoe’s Restaurant, believe that not only is Crusoe’s fried chicken better than Hodak’s, we believe that Crusoe’s has the Best fried chicken in all of St. Louis.

We, the undersigned being somewhat of sound mind, strongly believe that The Original Crusoe’s fried chicken is much better than Hodak’s.