Petition to change my windpipe to kazoos so that every time I breath it sounds like tiny kazoo man is playing a nice little anti-war ditty

LOL this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. DO IT

Finally some real change. tired of regular breathing, need more jazz energy in my lungs.

You were expecting Connor but alas it was me, Dio!

Yee

I knew I was saving my first petition signature for something worthy.

rat

yes!!

Yare Yare Daze

Excellent! What a wonderful cause.

Yes do it

For the pipes

hell yeah

So inspiring!