Petition to change my windpipe to kazoos so that every time I breath it sounds like tiny kazoo man is playing a nice little anti-war ditty
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Why do I need my windpipe?
Why not spread peace and love?
Little kazoo men are facing rapid unemployment and in these times, vocal chord kazoo is the only way they can find jobs
Supports local businesses
Will end global climate change
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