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Petition to change my windpipe to kazoos so that every time I breath it sounds like tiny kazoo man is playing a nice little anti-war ditty
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Why do I need my windpipe?
Why not spread peace and love?
Little kazoo men are facing rapid unemployment and in these times, vocal chord kazoo is the only way they can find jobs
Supports local businesses
Will end global climate change
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Finally some real change. tired of regular breathing, need more jazz energy in my lungs.
You were expecting Connor but alas it was me, Dio!
Yee
I knew I was saving my first petition signature for something worthy.
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yes!!
Yare Yare Daze
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Petition to change my windpipe to kazoos so that every time I breath it sounds like tiny kazoo man is playing a nice little anti-war ditty
Final supporters
Why do I need my windpipe?
Why not spread peace and love?
Little kazoo men are facing rapid unemployment and in these times, vocal chord kazoo is the only way they can find jobs
Supports local businesses
Will end global climate change
192% vibes
13 Comments
LOL this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. DO IT
Finally some real change. tired of regular breathing, need more jazz energy in my lungs.
You were expecting Connor but alas it was me, Dio!
Yee
I knew I was saving my first petition signature for something worthy.
rat
yes!!
Yare Yare Daze
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LOL this is the funniest thing i have ever seen. DO IT