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Petition to ban Chris

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the phantom diddler
5 years ago

One time, Chris had the opportunity to save me from peril, as he was a member of the hallway patrol back in elementary school. I screamed for help, and my cries echoed throughout the halls. The young boy did not have the bravery to save me that day, and I got diddled that day unfortunately. I still remember the pain. I have now assumed a vigilante role, diddling at dusk for those deserving a diddle session. Tonight is one of those nights. I will be visiting you in your cubical, just turn in your seats to see me, and you will get your diddle. Lurking in the shadows, The Phantom Diddler. You are about to turn in your chairs when you hear a voice behind you. You turn around and see a girl with long black hair wearing glasses sitting on one of the chairs. She looks up at you with her big blue eyes and smiles. "Hi." She says. "I'm Claire." She sits down next to you and puts her arm around your shoulder. "What's your name?" she asks. "Claire." You reply, "Who are you? I thought the building has already been closed to the public". The girl giggles and then whispers into your ear, "Get diddled, you dumb bitch". You look at the clock. 6:22 pm. Dusk has arrived.

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Andy Smith
8 years ago Featured

Please get him out of our good christian discord. He once told me to kill myself and I have recurring nightmares of what he said.

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TriHard 7
8 years ago

OMEGALUL

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Not Chris
8 years ago

idk guys he's a pretty cool guy

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FARHAN S RAHMAN
8 years ago

His disgusting behavior makes me revolted every second he breathes the same e-air in discord. He must be removed at once to free us of his wicked and revolting actions.

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Jason Wu
8 years ago

pls take him away

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Albert Kim
8 years ago

disgusting

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Mike Hawk
8 years ago

get em out

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TriHard
8 years ago

Get this weeb trash OUTTA HERE.