There has been no little amount of discussion lately regarding the proper title to which address VSA students. "Mr." is a politically charged term. "Madam" simply doesn't roll of the tongue. "Friend", "bro", and "girl" are overused and generic. It is for this reason that I propose that us commoners address each other as "comrade."

There are many merits to this glorious term, namely...

- Using the title "comrade" does away with the social hierarchy that accompanies other commonly-used titles.

- This title was used in Russia for many years, and Russia is a very cool country.

- The title "comrade" sounds bold, sophisticated, and official, just like VSA.

Join the movement comrades!