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There has been no little amount of discussion lately regarding the proper title to which address VSA students. "Mr." is a politically charged term. "Madam" simply doesn't roll of the tongue. "Friend", "bro", and "girl" are overused and generic. It is for this reason that I propose that us commoners address each other as "comrade."
There are many merits to this glorious term, namely...
- Using the title "comrade" does away with the social hierarchy that accompanies other commonly-used titles.
- This title was used in Russia for many years, and Russia is a very cool country.
- The title "comrade" sounds bold, sophisticated, and official, just like VSA.
Join the movement comrades!
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我爱你， 你是最棒的翻转更多的学校社会主义！选举拜登为总统，你将进一步沿着伟大的奴役之路走下去，就像在中国一样！中国！中国！中国！！
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Comrade Pringleovich is my new name.
COMRADE
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
There has been no little amount of discussion lately regarding the proper title to which address VSA students. "Mr." is a politically charged term. "Madam" simply doesn't roll of the tongue. "Friend", "bro", and "girl" are overused and generic. It is for this reason that I propose that us commoners address each other as "comrade."
There are many merits to this glorious term, namely...
- Using the title "comrade" does away with the social hierarchy that accompanies other commonly-used titles.
- This title was used in Russia for many years, and Russia is a very cool country.
- The title "comrade" sounds bold, sophisticated, and official, just like VSA.
Join the movement comrades!
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Good for you, guys! We need to have more schools flip to communism! Wish me luck on my debate tomorrow with uhhhh you know the thing.
Comrades Joseph "Sleepy" Biden and Donald "Twitter" Biden square off TONIGHT in Cleveland.
LOL WHY AM I HERE
comrades
我爱你， 你是最棒的翻转更多的学校社会主义！选举拜登为总统，你将进一步沿着伟大的奴役之路走下去，就像在中国一样！中国！中国！中国！！
Believe in the dream
Comrade Pringleovich is my new name.
COMRADE
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Good for you, guys! We need to have more schools flip to communism! Wish me luck on my debate tomorrow with uhhhh you know the thing.