Here at Umass, there is a urgent problem with our milk supply.

Thousands of milk-drinking students have drawn a glass of dining hall milk, only to immediately notice that something is missing. The fat!

"At Umass, you can have any type of milk you want, as long as it's 1% or skim" - Joseph Stalin

But wait! fat is bad for you! there's a reason for no whole milk! Right? WRONG

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Take away the fat from your milk, you are just drinking sugar. The fat causes slower digestion, preventing a rapid insulin spike. Check it out:

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/oct/0...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/whole-milk-vs-skim-wha...

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As a campus community, we should have the right to choose what type of milk we drink. Don't let Umass steal your gains! Not convinced? See what the candidates say!...

"Whole milk, I love it, it's tremendous. I love the people who drink whole milk. We will build a wall around the skim milk" - Donald J. Trump

"We cannot go on letting the top 1%(milk) control Umass. We as citizens, should have the right to choose. We need to strengthen the milk selection, particularity an increase in whole milk, giving everyone a fair chance." - Bernie Sanders

"I'm not really a milk drinker" - Hillary Clinton

Please help support support this important cause!