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Slate’s abs are hot...yeah that’s about it
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April 2, 2020
I honestly never expected this to pick up so much speed but here we are and honestly it feels pretty surreal. Looking at all these names popping up makes me realize I am definitely not the only one who thinks this is a top priority issue so thanks for being just as obsessed as I am.
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“slates face is somehow the most unappealing part of him, and he’s named slate” “slates abs are hot, but his personality isn’t”
honestly just keep the shirt off and dont talk and everything will be fine.
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His abs are ROCK hard...
only if he wears a sports bra tho
Squirrel
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Slate’s abs are hot...yeah that’s about it
Updates
April 2, 2020
I honestly never expected this to pick up so much speed but here we are and honestly it feels pretty surreal. Looking at all these names popping up makes me realize I am definitely not the only one who thinks this is a top priority issue so thanks for being just as obsessed as I am.
20 Comments
Slate is in dire need of showing off his beautiful abdominal muscles but he must be forced to do so this way
“slates face is somehow the most unappealing part of him, and he’s named slate” “slates abs are hot, but his personality isn’t”
honestly just keep the shirt off and dont talk and everything will be fine.
Spencer
I-
His abs are ROCK hard...
only if he wears a sports bra tho
Squirrel
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Slate is in dire need of showing off his beautiful abdominal muscles but he must be forced to do so this way