We, thy loyal subjects and denizens of this fair server, do present this most earnest and solemn entreaty, beseeching thee to hearken unto our voices and weigh with due gravity the matter herein laid before thee.

Know that we, the undersigned, though acknowledging the presence and sundry utterances of one who goeth by the name King, do find his manner and governance ill-suited to the noble station of Administrator within these hallowed halls of CondoHub.

Forsooth, we are moved by grave concern, and speak thus not in malice, but in duty to the common good. Our grievances are manifold and not trifling, and they are these:

• ⚠️ The rendering of judgements most questionable and oft erring in wisdom