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As we all know, booty shorts are a blessing from God. Our dear Keith has lived in a world where for 36 years he's not experienced the beauty of having his legs exposed. Please. Help us in our journey to stop his oppression.
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June 28, 2024
I have finalized a formal request detailing the ergonomics of the proposed garment change. This document will be presented to Keith during our next scheduled consultation.
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LMAO okay this is hilarious but honestly he should just go for it dude
Hehehe fully support
Do it
He would look dead sexy in booty shorts
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
As we all know, booty shorts are a blessing from God. Our dear Keith has lived in a world where for 36 years he's not experienced the beauty of having his legs exposed. Please. Help us in our journey to stop his oppression.
Updates
June 28, 2024
I have finalized a formal request detailing the ergonomics of the proposed garment change. This document will be presented to Keith during our next scheduled consultation.
8 Comments
keith pls do it for the people we need this more than anything
LMAO okay this is hilarious but honestly he should just go for it dude
Hehehe fully support
Do it
He would look dead sexy in booty shorts
DO IT
Do it
DO ITTTTT
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keith pls do it for the people we need this more than anything