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Petition for Jacob to join moustache squad

Petition for Jacob to join moustache squad

Closed — 27 supporters Verified

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Lauren
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Someone
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Ben m.
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Alfie g.
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Fergie
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Digga D.
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The r.
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Alex
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Sam L.
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Purple A.
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Started by Will Houslay 5 years, 9 months ago

This here by states that Jacob beer shall remove all facial hair apart from in the upper lip region.

Updates

November 20, 2020

The sheer weight of this support proves the moustache squad is inevitable and Jacob can no longer hide from the truth. He thinks he can ignore us but the pressure is building and he will have to submit to the lip soon.

14 Comments

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Sarah Crawford
5 years ago Featured

literally just grew it already we are all waiting

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Tom Obi
5 years ago Featured

about time jacob stoped messin around and grew the mop properly

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Sam Arundel
5 years ago Featured

Swear down if this cunt doesn’t join moustache squad despite being able to grow the best facial hair and numerous occasions saying he will, he is the biggest fanny I have ever met

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Alfie goor
5 years ago

Such a great cause from such a great man, will houslay for pride of Britain.

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Fergie
5 years ago

Jacobs a nonce

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Chloe Stead_
5 years ago

How do I delete the long name

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Chloe Stead_
5 years ago

Catfish

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Alex
5 years ago

Just found this cause I’m bored lol , muzzyyyy