Petition For Guidelines Regarding Visitation Of Residents In Nursing and Assisted Living Facilities

ALL GONE! Panty snatcher just LIFTED my fourth and final new underwear! What a joke! That panty snatcher swipes them one pair at a time everyday! Am I missing something? Who's doing this? It's just me and my nephew Seymour in the house. Forget it. It's hopeless. FINITO! NEVER AGAIN! NO MORE!

BAZINGA! STOLEN! I just got home with Aunt Debbie's red lace hipster thong! This was it, her last new undie. I swiped all four pairs, one day at a time, one panty at a time. I made a game out of swiping aunt Debbie's sexy undies!

I think you know what I'm gonna say! Tonight Aunt Debbie's red lace hipster thong will be my baby bl*nkey! This was the fourth and final new undie she just bought and I swiped! I'm invincible! I can't get caught. Her red lace hipster thong is my newest baby bl*nkey!

Folks! Today I'm wearing my sexy, beige lace hipster thong with my beige jeans. Probably that panty snatcher is getting hot seeing how tight and shapely my butt is in my beige thong and beige jeans! Seymour says he'll keep a sharp lookout for this mysterious panty snatcher. Will Seymour catch this assailant? You be the judge!

Aunt Debbie is cooking at her stove. Her butt is so tight and rock hard in her beige jeans. Her jeans are way up her butt crack. I have an idea what kind of panty she's wearing, and color! I opened up her beige jeans. She's wearing her new beige lace hipster thong! I knew it! Aunt Debbie always coordinates the color of her thongs or panties with her pants!

Aunt Debbie is going for her shower. Come to Papa, sexy new thong!

IM GOING TO SCREAM! My sexy beige lace hipster thong is M.I.A., GONE! I had a camera in my bedroom to catch this panty snatcher, but my nephew Seymour said he accidentally turned it off! How could he do that? He helped the panty snatcher get away! I'm not meant to wear underwear, it's a waste of my damn money! Only one new thong left, I'm already considering it lost!☹️

BAZINGA! STOLEN! I just LIFTED Aunt Debbie's sexy, new, beige lace hipster thong! She never learns! I love stupid people! She did look hot today wearing her beige lace thong with her beige jeans!

I think you know what I'm gonna say! Tonight Aunt Debbie's beige lace hipster thong will be my baby bl*nkey! She just wore her new thong once and I swiped it! She only has one new thong left! Soon, it too, will be in my possession!

MY FRIENDS! Today I'm wearing my sexy pink yoga pants with my pink lace hipster thong! I feel so hot today, which mean that panty snatcher is probably watching. I know what you're gonna say, don't get use to my sexy new panty. Maybe this pair won't get swiped. I just don't learn, do I. Talk to you later.

Oh, man! Aunt Debbie is wearing her skin tight pink yoga pants! Looks like her yoga pants are painted on! Could she make it any more obvious she's wearing a thong! Her butt crack is completely showing through her yoga pants! I opened up her pink yoga pants while she was cooking at her stove. I knew it! She's wearing her new, pink lace hipster thong! She always coordinates her undies with her shorts or yoga pants. I'm getting so hot! Aunt Debbie wearing her pink lace hipster thong with her pink yoga pants! I need to masturbate!

I smelled the stool where Aunt Debbie just sat. Her pink thong all the way up her butt and her skin tight pink yoga pants. Now she's going for her shower. Time to make my move and swipe her sexy thong! Looks like I'm gonna have ANOTHER new baby bl*nkey!

Gang! You're in for a shocker! My sexy new pink lace hipster thong was stolen today! Surprise, surprise! I'm just not meant to wear underwear. That panty snatcher is FU¢KED UP! Panty snatcher must of happy to see me wear my pink lace hipster thong with my pink yoga pants with my butt crack completely showing! Why can't Seymour catch this guy?! He keeps a lookout for the panty snatcher, but misses him everytime. My new underwear always disappears when my nephew Seymour goes home. How odd! Only two new thongs left. I'm already considering them lost! This is awful! I need therapy, I'm going crazy. My underwear always disappears after I buy them and wear them just once! Aww, fu¢k this!!

BAZINGA! STOLEN! I am invincible! I keep getting away with Aunt Debbie's underwear! Today I swiped her sexy pink lace hipster thong! She wore it today with her skin tight pink yoga pants! I couldn't help myself! I was getting so hot the way Aunt Debbie was dressed! Now she only has two new thongs left. I'll swipe them one by one everyday! I can't get caught!!!

I think you know what I'm gonna say! Tonight Aunt Debbie's pink lace hipster thong will be my baby bl*nkey! She just bought it, wore it once, and I stole it! She never learns! Whenever she buys sexy new thongs or panties I swipe them and turn them into my newest baby bl*noise! Her sexy lotion butt smell is still on the thong strap! It will soothe me to sleep!

Here we are again, folks! Two weeks ago i bought new panties and they were all stolen by that bastard panty snatcher! I took my nephew Seymour panty shopping with me again and bought another four new sexy undies! Maybe these ones won't be swiped! Am I stupid? You be the judge. Anyway, Seymour says he'll keep a sharp lookout for that cowardly panty snatcher.

Aunt Debbie is cooking at the stove. She's wearing her skin tight purple tie-dye skirt that pushes up her butt! I opened up her skirt, she's wearing her sexy, new, light purple, blue, and white panty! I get so horny when she coordinates her undies with her skirts or pants!

Aunt Debbie is in the shower! She left her sexy, new, light purple, blue, and white panty on the ground. I love stupid people! She don't learn. Looks like I'm gonna have a new baby bl*nkey tonight!

FU¢K ME WITH A PITCHFORK! Its gone! My sexy light purple, blue, and white panty just "mysteriously disappeared" like my four new panties from two weeks ago! I just hot! That panty snatcher LIFTS my panties every time I buy new pairs! FU¢K! This bastard never gets caught! He's like a magician or something! I better not get attached to my remaining three panties!

BAZINGA! STOLEN! I just confiscated Aunt Debbie's new light purple, blue, and white panty! She left her sexy new panty on the ground when she went for her shower! She never learns! She buys new panties and I swipe them! Looks like I have a new baby bl*nkey! Her sexy lotion butt smell is still on the panty, it'll soothe me to sleep!