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Petition For Francois To Butter Me
Personal & In-Jokes

Petition For Francois To Butter Me

Closed — 38 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Nicea
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Priscilla
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Corey
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Ashley A.
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Gabriella S.
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anon
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Nightbang
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Someone
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Des
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Keats
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Started by Justin Arment 10 years, 6 months ago
1 Update 20 Comments

I'm a biscuit that needs to be buttered, Francois is butter.

Updates

May 10, 2016

The momentum has reached a point I honestly thought was impossible when I started this. It is exhausting to keep pushing for this goal but seeing people connect with the need for butter keeps me going. I am tired but I am not stopping.

20 Comments

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Sarah Shepherd
10 years ago Featured

My local shop is out of butter so I feel this on a spiritual level. Get this biscuit done.

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Mike Parker
10 years ago Featured

honestly just butter the biscuit already what is taking so long

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Kayla Poole
10 years ago Featured

I am a firm believer, religiously and politically, that Francois is indeed butter and should be used as such

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Nightbang
10 years ago

Yaaaaaaaasssssss

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Mmm
10 years ago

I really want to be buttered guys.

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Matt
10 years ago

I'm not sure why I want this but I want this.

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The Prophet
10 years ago

I need a new album cover this would be great for it

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Jogn ehx
10 years ago

Yeah

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