It has been quite too large a quantity of days that mankind has stood still and allowed the reign of Josh Freeman's penis to continue. The tyranny of this sex organ must be stopped, and if we are to band together, we can make quite the difference.
Signing this petition displays your allegiance to the Persons Against Josh Freeman's PenisAssociation (PAJFPA). Please don't just brush aside this problem, it will persist into the future until stopped. Do it for the kids.

Love,
Jake Podell
PAJFPA President