Do not sign Alex Rodriguez, re-sign Mike Lowell
In a defining moment for the Boston Red Sox and Red Sox Nation, ESPN interrupts with breaking news that Alex Rodriguez has opted out of his contract with the New York Yankees. Why is it when an act of low class is committed in baseball it involves the New York Yankees Answer: they suck. Arod brings nothing but woe to whichever team is dumb enough to sign him, something far from a World Series trophy. If you like your team, like winning when it matters, and/or hate Slappy sign this petition.