Lock Paris away for my birthday
So Paris Hilton has started a petition for fans who feel she was treated harshly by a recent court ruling sentencing her to 45 days behind bars. One of her excuses being "She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Wow This is true my life may be sometimes fairly mundane, but you know what would make me so happy and excited, well my birthday is on the 4th of June and Paris is due in jail on or before June 5th and seeing that tramp behind bars would make for the birthday present of a lifetime, well that or another sex tape. This petition is a plea to Califonian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, she did the crime, now she does the time. Now back to my mundane, jail free life.