Alan Pardew\'s matchday clothing
The current poor form of West Ham United is directly related to the change in manager Alan Pardew\'s style of dress on match days. During our first season back in the Premiership he stuck to wearing training kit, and we had a fantastic season and even got to a Cup Final. He looked cool stalking up and down in his shorts. This season he has bizarrely taken to wearing a white shirt and black trousers on match days. The reason for this is unclear.. perhaps he thinks that he needs to look a bit more stylish in the Premiership. However, this has caused West Ham to become crap. We therefore demand that Alan Pardew return to wearing training kit on match days.