The Goat Princess of the goatling kingdom has proven to be a weak and ineffective leader and must be overthrown for the sake of progress and for the welfare of every billy and nanny in her serfdom.
She forces us to toil in the Sugar Star mines, mines which are frequently driven to instability multiple times a day, for a worthless currency. You can break your back in the mines each and everyday, only to walk away with enough sugar stars to feed a single goat for your day's work. Sure some goats get lucky and strike a bursting vein of sugar stars, but that is not the case for the rest of us. Many of us have large families and do not have the means to feed them all.
We demand a goverment that serves the common goat. We demand stable, safe jobs that provide a living wage. We demand free government subsidized healthcare, we refuse to pay to use the healing fountain. Finally we demand easy access to education. As it stands for any goat that wishes to educate themselves has to spend a month's salary for a singular book. Books should be available to all goats, not just the obscenely rich. If our demands are not met we have no choice but to overthrow the Goat Princess and institute a populous regime.
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I saw the Goat Princess at a grocery store in Palace Town yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hoof shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hooves without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, the Goat Princess stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Goat Princess kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
my husband and I barley earn enough at the mines to feed our 5 children. sign to give all kids a better future!
my family is starving! please help
change is coming comrades, share this petition with your neighbors. change is upon us!
I think everybilly should look out for the common goat!
Down with the bourgeoisie
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The Goat Princess of the goatling kingdom has proven to be a weak and ineffective leader and must be overthrown for the sake of progress and for the welfare of every billy and nanny in her serfdom.
She forces us to toil in the Sugar Star mines, mines which are frequently driven to instability multiple times a day, for a worthless currency. You can break your back in the mines each and everyday, only to walk away with enough sugar stars to feed a single goat for your day's work. Sure some goats get lucky and strike a bursting vein of sugar stars, but that is not the case for the rest of us. Many of us have large families and do not have the means to feed them all.
We demand a goverment that serves the common goat. We demand stable, safe jobs that provide a living wage. We demand free government subsidized healthcare, we refuse to pay to use the healing fountain. Finally we demand easy access to education. As it stands for any goat that wishes to educate themselves has to spend a month's salary for a singular book. Books should be available to all goats, not just the obscenely rich. If our demands are not met we have no choice but to overthrow the Goat Princess and institute a populous regime.
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my cousin died in her fighting pits and my sister died in a mine collapse! stop the goat princess before she takes the rest of my family!
I saw the Goat Princess at a grocery store in Palace Town yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hoof shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hooves without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, the Goat Princess stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Goat Princess kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
my husband and I barley earn enough at the mines to feed our 5 children. sign to give all kids a better future!
my family is starving! please help
change is coming comrades, share this petition with your neighbors. change is upon us!
I think everybilly should look out for the common goat!
Down with the bourgeoisie
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my cousin died in her fighting pits and my sister died in a mine collapse! stop the goat princess before she takes the rest of my family!