As you may or may not be aware of, there will be a massive orgy taking place at an undisclosed location on July 20th. I have recently found out that many eateries do not take kindly to such a frivolous lifestyle and therefore will not provide pabulum to my affair. It is with great humbleness that I ask Panera Bread to look past what they may find questionable and cater to my revelry. Please, help satisfy both my stomach and my carnal appetite. Thank you.

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