Online Petition to Ban the Internet
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For centuries, the internet has melted the minds of the iYouth, giving them almost sub-human powers, such as the ability to be on the internet while withstanding little to nothing in damages. This atrocity cannot go on much longer, as soon the new generations will start to become sentient and swarm upon the masses.
This online petition urges everyone to stop using the internet for everything including, but not limited to; Tweeting, Ordering babies/baby accessories on eBaby, Quantum Tunneling, The Bit of Metal that Holds the Eraser to the Pencil, Streaming Classical music such as Kids Bop, and creating/signing online petitions.
Don't forget to spread the word of this petition to all your family/friends. The easiest way to do this is through popular social media websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
With your help and by signing this online petition, we can stop the elusive internet in it's tracks, and end it once and for all.
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