We, the undersigned, hereby pledge to hereafter, and forever, forgo directly, or indirectly, the use of any coal or petroleum based product, or byproduct (such a electricity or products dependent upon said products), including, but not limited to, gasoline, diesel, furnace oil, engine oils, transmission fluids, lubricants, and plastics.

We also hereby give permission to anyone observing us breaking this pledge to call us hypocrites and give us a whack on the back of our heads.