We the undersigned, think that all bus annoucements in London need to be changed from 'There are seats available on the upper deck' to 'Oi move down da bus fam'. And instead of 'This is Brixton, change for the Victoria Line' it should be 'Oi blad this is Brixxxxtonn, da train and some good weed from here ya get me fam, real talk' and also things like 'Blad duck off da bus' instead of 'A revenue check is about to take place' is also compulsary for Peckham.

Signed 'Half Of London'