A petition from the ever so lovely Peter Ridsdale. Dear fans, I know that I have let you down, but please I wish to make things right between us again. Don't let these sushi chefs kick me out of the club, I promise that we will be in the Premiership by 2012 (or sometime past eight tonight - see I told you I can deliver Premiership football to Cardiff and not the Welsh version either!) Remember the fun we used to have? Uncle Peter got you a lovely new stadium (yes, you had to share it with the rugger boys - but come on sharing is good, you used to share toys in the nursery and that never hurt much did it?) and I got you some Premiership star players to play for us...ok, Jimmy may not have known his a**e from his contract but you said you wanted Premiership quality and Jim (err...Pete ED) fixed it for you (jingle jangle, now then now then!) Wasn't the FA Cup Semi-Final and Final and the whole Wembley experience worth it? Goodness sake, how many other teams would have liked to have been in our place that day? We were the Kings of Wales - Hwyl and Harlech and HaitchTeeVee (hope he's not a director from Noodleland!) Ok, we lost but you know it's not the winning it's the taking part. Some of you are really acting like spoilt brats - you've never had it so good and that's the truth! You whinging kids remind me of that girl off Charlie and The Chocolate Factory - you know the 'I want everything' girl. Listen, it's bad enough when your own kids are like that - thinking your bank balance is endless. You want everything now, and if we finish 6th you still have the audacity to criticise David Jones who quite frankly is the best manager that Cardiff City have had for a long long time! Is nothing that Uncle Pete does good enough for you anymore? Well I am beginning to think that you shouldn't have your football toy and you can stay grounded in your rooms without any supper, if that's the way you want to behave. Who's to say that I haven't already got a 'side-deal' in place, and yet again 'The Riddler' (as you horrible lot like to call me) will emerge triumphant again. The Malaysian bid is worthless and only I can (and will) secure a good investment for both myself and the club. It would give me no greater satisfaction than to be the chairman next season and for us to go straight up, so I can then say 'Ha! I told you so!' Never forget that I am here because I have the financial muscle - you are where you are because you have and are nothing. Deal with it. Say no to Data - beam him back to the Star Ship Enterprise! Quite frankly, I'd rather have Baker in the Boardroom! Ok, I want 100 signatures by tomorrow night or I will authorise the signing of Lee Trundle for a Sherbert Dib-Dab and a 6 pack of John Smith's (like me, it's extra smooth!) (Up) Yours Sincerely His Royal Greatness Peter Robert Aloysius Biggus Dickus Ridsdale