Leave Walter at Home
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Walter is a lovely dog, but he stinks and farts way too much to make him appropriate to bring to the office. His toxic aroma sullies our beautiful office, hurts productivity and kills brain cells. Please leave him at home. Ideally in a stench-proof container buried deep underground with flowers planted at the surface. Thank you.
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