Whereas the aforementioned coverage is boring, drawn out, and sycophantic;
Whereas ESPN and other sports outlets are delusional in their belief that their national viewing audience has an interest in the persona soap opera of Brett Favre;
Whereas Ed Werder has a creepy mustache;
Whereas valuable air time in the late winter and early spring months could and should be filled with vicious ‘Bron ‘Bron dunks;
The undersigned heretofore demand that ESPN immediately cease all coverage of a pending Brett Favre decision on retirement, unretirement, or employment with any particular NFL franchise.
Be it resolved that the undersigned refuse to watch ESPN coverage of Brett Favre retirement news up to and including an announcement of retirement or unretirement. The undersigned agree to change the channel on their television sets for the entire duration of any ESPN coverage of information regarding Brett Favre’s potential retirement, including but not limited to: considered retirement; retirement considerations; any activity of Brett Favre within the state of Mississippi; unsourced commentary from the general managers of NFL clubs regarding Brett Favre’s ability as a quarterback; Wrangler Jeans commercials; past Brett Favre retirement history; anecdotes about how it is natural to want to retire at the end of a long football season, but difficult to follow through in the spring time when competitive energy has returned; or any other information directly relating to Brett Favre’s employment.
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Reached 250 supporters
February 10, 2010
Reached 100 supporters
February 9, 2010
February 9, 2010
I am looking at these numbers and honestly if we could just get a few more eyes on this before the next news cycle hits it would be great because I really cannot handle seeing another update about where he might end up playing next year. Just send this link to your group chats or post it on your feeds so we can hit that next milestone and maybe finally get a break from the constant speculation.
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please turn the channel. im so sick of hearing his name every single day.
THANK YOU. finally someone said it. i dont care about his retirement or his life or anything else. just play the game news!!
guy needs to go away. sports center is ruined because of the constant coverage.
it is like he is the only player in the league. enough already.
im sick of it. he ruined his legacy years ago and the media just keeps feeding into it.
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Whereas the aforementioned coverage is boring, drawn out, and sycophantic;
Whereas ESPN and other sports outlets are delusional in their belief that their national viewing audience has an interest in the persona soap opera of Brett Favre;
Whereas Ed Werder has a creepy mustache;
Whereas valuable air time in the late winter and early spring months could and should be filled with vicious ‘Bron ‘Bron dunks;
The undersigned heretofore demand that ESPN immediately cease all coverage of a pending Brett Favre decision on retirement, unretirement, or employment with any particular NFL franchise.
Be it resolved that the undersigned refuse to watch ESPN coverage of Brett Favre retirement news up to and including an announcement of retirement or unretirement. The undersigned agree to change the channel on their television sets for the entire duration of any ESPN coverage of information regarding Brett Favre’s potential retirement, including but not limited to: considered retirement; retirement considerations; any activity of Brett Favre within the state of Mississippi; unsourced commentary from the general managers of NFL clubs regarding Brett Favre’s ability as a quarterback; Wrangler Jeans commercials; past Brett Favre retirement history; anecdotes about how it is natural to want to retire at the end of a long football season, but difficult to follow through in the spring time when competitive energy has returned; or any other information directly relating to Brett Favre’s employment.
Updates
Reached 250 supporters
February 10, 2010
Reached 100 supporters
February 9, 2010
February 9, 2010
I am looking at these numbers and honestly if we could just get a few more eyes on this before the next news cycle hits it would be great because I really cannot handle seeing another update about where he might end up playing next year. Just send this link to your group chats or post it on your feeds so we can hit that next milestone and maybe finally get a break from the constant speculation.
6 Comments
so tired of it. lets talk about other teams for once.
please turn the channel. im so sick of hearing his name every single day.
THANK YOU. finally someone said it. i dont care about his retirement or his life or anything else. just play the game news!!
guy needs to go away. sports center is ruined because of the constant coverage.
it is like he is the only player in the league. enough already.
im sick of it. he ruined his legacy years ago and the media just keeps feeding into it.
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so tired of it. lets talk about other teams for once.