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NOEL NEEDS MILK
Personal & In-Jokes

NOEL NEEDS MILK

Closed — 60 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Noel L.
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noel c.
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noel v.
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Noel P.
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Noel W.
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Noel M.
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Noel H.
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Someone
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Someone
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Tim B.
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Started by Anonymous 20 years, 11 months ago
0 Updates 6 Comments
So, Noel keeps hurting himself. HIS BONES...calcium in milk helps build stronger bones. Sign the petition to save his life. ...against his own will MAYBE SO, BUT IF I GET 1000 SIGNATURES HE WILL DRINK A GALLON OF MILK. No, this is not for my own amusement. This is for Noel\'s wellbeing. Please sign. scififishey (4:36:29 PM): IF I GET 1000 SIGNATURES scififishey (4:36:32 PM): YOU WILL DRINK MILK scififishey (4:36:34 PM): A WHOLE GLASS AMEDEUS (4:38:00 PM): haha AMEDEUS (4:38:00 PM): ok AMEDEUS (4:38:30 PM): I\'ll drink a whole gallon if you want AMEDEUS (4:38:34 PM): haha scififishey (4:39:00 PM): HAHA SAHWEET

6 Comments

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Emily Richards
20 years ago Featured

Get those bones strong already lol. Drink up.

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Jessica Acosta
20 years ago Featured

hope this helps you out. milk is good for you anyway dont complain about the gallon.

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Tom Gomez
20 years ago Featured

rip your stomach but worth it for the meme.

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Dave Beck
20 years ago Featured

drink the milk noel. for the bones.

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Sarah Porter
20 years ago Featured

a whole gallon is a lot but honestly it is better than broken bones. do it for the health benefits.

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Mike Wong
20 years ago Featured

CHUG IT NOEL. LETS SEE SOME CALCIUM IN THOSE BONES.

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