On the glorious day of Wednesday March 5th 2014, Mathew Boring heroically and selflessly mediated an altercation of two female patrons of Livewire Bar and Grill. With his brawn and Nebraska, corn-fed man hands, he was able to sway the two women into a peace pact motivated by complete fear. This act single-handedly disrupted a potential rise of the fourth Reicht and pointed the rest of the world towards a better future. With over 1,000,000 signatures, Justin Beiber and this great country that follows him will be forced to nominate him for the Nobel Peace Price.