We, the undersigned, take the solemn oath to never listen to the video game podcast known as the Nintendownload X-press under PENALTY OF DEATH. We do this with the explicit understanding that, if we reach 1000 signatures the morning of February the 8th, 2011, Ryan Davis will release this week's edition of the Giant Bombcast well ahead of its usual publish time. Whether we reach our signature goal or not, we understand that this creates no precedent for future publishing times of the Giant Bombcast.