no UBER in PDX
Show your support by signing this petition now
Sign if you don't want UBER to disrupt (these 20-something people in SF with their disruptiveness all the time.. wait until you're 30 and have kids...) Portland's useless Taxi-ecosystem.
Why are we doing this? Because UBER
• is misspelled (it's ÜBER, for Pete's sake!!)
• is sooo not Portland (not organic, not local, sexist CEO)
• is one of the few modern sins we haven't committed yet
• would make this Billy Ocean anthem sound really weird: "Get out of my dreams, get into my UBER"
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