Ah finally weekend and nobody is home. Lets beat the meat and play a nice round Csgo. *But wait* My friends arent online.. So what can i do? Playing with strangers? Lets give it a try, maybe i can do some new friends.

(Spoiler of the end relust: Internal bleeding, bleeding ears and a lost game)

The first thing i had to witness was a "коммунизм ура" following by a "suka bljad". The high pitched voice of the, i got to guess, 12 years old boy doesnt make it any better.

The quality of the microphone gave pitches i would never have dreamed of. Nightmares to clearify.

Every 2 rounds he went afk. One of our team members could not stand it any longer and left. The bot, we could save from rushing B, which is absolutly against the nature of an russian, was always token first by him, because who has guessed? The russian died first AND second.

After 45 minutes it was 14-14 and the victory was close but never as far away as we could ever have guessed.

The russian went full suka mode and rushed B while blinding us with his poorly thrown flash, getting a headshot while running backwards. This situation also repeated the last round till i could finally close the game, wiping my cold dryed tears from my face.

Lets get valve to seperate the servers from Eurasia to Europe and Asia. And pls put all russians to the asia side.

Thank you.

A survivor of an casual russian game.