Previous attempts to stop the foul fish smell in the office has gone without success. Signers of this petition seek a calm, adult, and respectful way to resolve the lingering chum smell from returning to the office.

The undersigned hopes this will be received well and acknowledged that no one takes issue with any one person but everyone listed here has a strong opposition to the waft of fish guts adhering to our clothing and disrupting our domestic relationships.

Thank you.