Mass Effect 3 is an un-nerving mess on the PS3, one that can only be fixed by the inclusion of ITV's awesomely foxy newsreader Mary Nightingale. Thankfully, BIOWARE have included a character that she can inhabit without too much alteration of the storyline, that of Diane Allers. Allers is currently based on and voiced (badly) by interweb person and computer friend's wet dream, Jessica Chobot. We all know Mary Nightingale would do this better, possibly even do everything you can imagine Chobot doing better. So sign here and force BIOWARE to implement the Nightingale patch. Because you're worth it!