National Entertainment Day; (Also know as Star Wars 7 Premier Day)
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve all political bands and unite under one force, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them toward this coadunation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by the Midichlorians with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the FORCE-That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted to ensure that all people are able to attend opening night of STAR WARS EPISODE 7 , deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes obstructive to these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to establish a work free day, and to institute a National HOLIDAY, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
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