19-year old An-shi "Anchovy" Choi was drafted by the Chicago White Sox Organization of the Champions Baseball League in its inaugural season of 2012.

When Anchovy was drafted, he sported a particular mustache that set him apart from the rest of the draft picks. The Mustache Institution even went as far to say that, "With condolences to John Axford and Goose Gossage, 19-year old An-shi Choi might have the best mustache in all of baseball since the great mustachioed closer Rollie Fingers."

Unfortunately, on June 25th, 2011 - due to some unprecedented sneak attack by Commisioner, Ron Karkovoice and Baltimore Orioles GM, Eric Ferraro - Anchovy's facial hair has disappeared from both his head and our hearts.

We, the people,  do not wish to see the "Curse of the Fallen Mustache" haunt the White Sox Organization nor Australian hero, An-shi Choi.

Furthermore, we here-by kindly request that Ron Karkovoice, Commissioner of the CLB, re-introduces the mustache to the beaming face of An-shi "Anchovy" Choi.

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