Mustache The Dudash
There is no question that Justin (The man in the picture) grew perhaps the best mustache this country has ever seen, with this said many of us were severely shook when he made the horrible mistake to shave this piece of America off for a job interview. As you can imagine he has not yet heard back.
After understating the grave mistake he has made he has not yet regained the courage needed to begin the process of sculpting one the most patriotic symbols of freedom this country has today.
He has agreed to start the process again to make things right in exchange for 369 electronic signatures, to show people still love this country and still love the freedom he hopes to represent.
With your help we can get this symbol of freedom back on track in time for the Fourth of July. We ask you to please take the time out of your day to sign and get things back to how they should be.