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Mitchell to get a mullet
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February 12, 2021
The conversation around Myers and his potential aesthetic evolution has grown more thoughtful than I initially anticipated. Many of you have reached out with personal stories about the transformative power of a bold haircut. I am currently compiling these reflections to present a cohesive case for why this change is necessary for his personal growth.
February 12, 2021
Reaching this milestone confirms that many people share a quiet appreciation for the transformative potential of a bold haircut. It is heartening to see this modest suggestion gain such genuine traction.
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bruh just do it. its just hair it grows back eventually
MYERS U BETTER DO IT OR UR A COWARD
do it for the vine
myers needs to embrace the flow trust me
if he gets the mullet ill buy him a beer. dont let us down myers.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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February 12, 2021
The conversation around Myers and his potential aesthetic evolution has grown more thoughtful than I initially anticipated. Many of you have reached out with personal stories about the transformative power of a bold haircut. I am currently compiling these reflections to present a cohesive case for why this change is necessary for his personal growth.
February 12, 2021
Reaching this milestone confirms that many people share a quiet appreciation for the transformative potential of a bold haircut. It is heartening to see this modest suggestion gain such genuine traction.
38 Comments
what starts with “m” and ends in “carriage” miscarriage... haha that joke never gets old, neither does the baby.
bruh just do it. its just hair it grows back eventually
MYERS U BETTER DO IT OR UR A COWARD
do it for the vine
myers needs to embrace the flow trust me
if he gets the mullet ill buy him a beer. dont let us down myers.
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what starts with “m” and ends in “carriage” miscarriage... haha that joke never gets old, neither does the baby.