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Buy Mr Dywer a Macbook 2k19

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gub
7 years ago

turtle song persian language

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James Greer
7 years ago Featured

seen him trying to load a ppt on that thing and it took like 10 mins pure pain. lets get it done.

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Liam Griffin
7 years ago Featured

Poor guy seriously needs a upgrade that 2012 thing is basically a antique at this point lol go dwyer!!

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Mr Dwyer
7 years ago

Well, how very kind you all are. I went to the Apple Store the other day. Unaccompanied. Mrs Dwyer refused to come with me. So I was alone. Apart from my eldest daughter, Lilou. She's a beautiful and kind little girl. She said, 'Daddy. Why are you crying?' I said, 'I'm not crying little Lilou. It's just a speck of dust and the light reflecting off the Burj and that 15 inch Retina display over there.' She said, 'Oh Daddy. I know when you're sad. Let's go and have a Cinnabon.' So as I sat there, chewing over my sweet bun, sipping my bitter coffee and regarding those weeping worn digits, I was able to juxtapose the hard grind of my digital life with the joy I experience every day when I am greeted by those that have supported The Campaign. Some have signed the petition. Some have brought me food. The knowing winks and nods with which you have signalled your solidarity and your acknowledgement of my plight. Who knows if I will ever be permitted another bite of the Apple? Who knows if I will ever experience the quiet satisfaction that comes as one caresses the oliphatic surface of a Touch Bar I can call my own. But should this never happen, I will forever be, in your collective debt. Yours. Ever. Mr Dwyer.

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Basil Atari
7 years ago

Everyone deserves a Macbook and I like petitions...

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Anmol
7 years ago

Mr Dwyer, you're going to love this upgrade, I can't wait for you to get it.

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shrek
7 years ago

this is chinrage's wife

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ethan's friend's driver's friend's mom
7 years ago

hi

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Ethan MIligan's brother
7 years ago

hi

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chirag is intelligent
7 years ago

hi

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mr dwyer' s dad
7 years ago

hi

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mr dwyer' s mom
7 years ago

hi

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shuck wes
7 years ago

hi

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Alex
7 years ago Featured

Mr Dwyer you humiliated me in the cycling reading competition but I feel bad just because your class don’t know the difference between the 2012 that doesn’t have a Retina display and the 2015 which does. If I didn’t feel bad then he shouldn’t waste his money but he teaches Anton Zhulkovosky so he must be cool.

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chinrage's dad
7 years ago

hi

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chinrage's mom
7 years ago

hi

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the 86th signature
7 years ago

hi

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Jake
7 years ago

Mr Dwyer is awesome.

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Miss Foley
7 years ago

Why not?

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carina calamari
7 years ago

that's proper biblical