The non-core HHS workroom (better known as stang-bucks this year) has been diligently working long hours in a white-walled-no-windows workroom since January 2014.

With your help, we can move out TOMORROW-this Saturday, and work the long hours back at our desks, continuing to provide excellent client services, without the constant eye strain of too many bright-white lights and the smell that is starting to come from Ass #1's corner.

**Please note this is intended as a joke and in no way reflects a real petition, thank you for your time**