
MJ Simpson and The Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy movie
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We are urging the governments of Earth to unite and throw petunias at MJ Simpson if the movie does indeed suck. Why We the people of Earth feel that if the new Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy movie sucks, it will surely be the result of MJ Simpson\'s bad review, and in no way the fault of the filmmakers. So there.
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We the people of Earth feel that if the new Hitchhiker\'s Guide To The Galaxy movie sucks, it will surely be the result of MJ Simpson\'s bad review, and in no way the fault of the filmmakers. Why, that would make no sense whatsoever, as it is common knowledge that anything made by a movie company will automatically not suck.
Again I say: So there.



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