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Ming STAYS!

Ming STAYS!

Closed — 12 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Omar I.
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Nadia T.
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blake k.
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Paige R.
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Alix M.
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Camille K.
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Jen S.
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TJ
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Danielle C.
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Katie E.
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KS
Started by Keenan Stokes 12 years, 1 month ago
Supposedly Ming wants to leave....But we want him to stay.


Offer Sheet

-A paycheck he can actually use... cost of living increase Ming

-SPTD Commodities reduction opportunities-$1M+... can anyone say Cash Savings

-Rick Spadaro... need i say more

-no more IOTG dresscode necessary

-1 Intel backpack signed by BK

- Keenan to personally assure Ming has tickets to Class Of preseason baseball tickets into perpetuity

-Keenan to make cake for Ming's bday

-promise from ATTD finance mgmt to help Ming find a role in a customer facing finance group....after we're done with him of course (2nd rotation mandatory, jk... not)

-no more $10 goodie drawer we promise (thank Ms. Eden)

-A variety of free drinks

-1 "way we work" chair(can someone walk over to C2...? lol)

-adjustable desk (sorry Adam, everyone has to chip in here)

-genuine opportunity to not be a bandwagon employee... Google's just the new shiny toy Ming, Intel's trusted and true

-Coolest boss at any of the sites (Mark made me put this one in :) )

-regularly scheduled HH in his honor and namesake

-A happy Wife... word is she hasn't bought in on this move yet (yep we're pouring it on thick)

2 Comments

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Sarah Preston
12 years ago Featured

The goodie drawer is a total joke anyway so glad that is going away. Stay ming!!

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Kevin May
12 years ago Featured

Ming dont go!! The place wont be the same without you around. Seriously man stay put.