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Ming STAYS!

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Supposedly Ming wants to leave....But we want him to stay.


Offer Sheet
-A paycheck he can actually use... cost of living increase Ming
-SPTD Commodities reduction opportunities-$1M+... can anyone say Cash Savings
-Rick Spadaro... need i say more
-no more IOTG dresscode necessary
-1 Intel backpack signed by BK
- Keenan to personally assure Ming has tickets to Class Of preseason baseball tickets into perpetuity
-Keenan to make cake for Ming's bday
-promise from ATTD finance mgmt to help Ming find a role in a customer facing finance group....after we're done with him of course (2nd rotation mandatory, jk... not)
-no more $10 goodie drawer we promise (thank Ms. Eden)
-A variety of free drinks
-1 "way we work" chair(can someone walk over to C2...? lol)
-adjustable desk (sorry Adam, everyone has to chip in here)
-genuine opportunity to not be a bandwagon employee... Google's just the new shiny toy Ming, Intel's trusted and true
-Coolest boss at any of the sites (Mark made me put this one in :) )
-regularly scheduled HH in his honor and namesake
-A happy Wife... word is she hasn't bought in on this move yet (yep we're pouring it on thick)

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