Mayor DeBlasio, as non-residents of NYC we call for your immediate resignation. The turmoil and tension in the great city of NY, of which I do not reside, nor work in, and only rarely visit (although I do enjoy the cheesecake at Juniors and pizza throughout the city on my random visits) is having a severe impact on the enjoyment of the Christmas season in sunny Southern California and other places where non-NYC residents and workers reside.

Please, for the love of all that is Right (wing), please resign immediately and allow us non-NYC residents the peace and enjoyment we so deserve this holiday season.