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In the last 24 hours, it has become clear that Mathew faces a dilemna which threatens to destroy his reputation.He is caught on an automotive / domestic knife edge and must decide between achieving "Peak Volvo", or being the proud new owner of snakeskin boots. He knows the right thing to do, but he needs your support to overcome the crippling domestic pressure which threatens to crush his dreams in favour of crappy boots.
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I don't honestly think I could continue to work next door to Matthew's house knowing he'd forgone the opportunity to reach 'Peak Volvo' in favour of snakeskin boots. Help keep me employed and help Matthew reach 'Peak Volvo.'
I should totally come and hear more of your sermons, Jim, they sound, erm, idiosyncratic.
HOLD......HOLD......ah fuck it....give in eventually - but enjoy making your stand first!
I support this noble endeavor.
This is not just a domestic issue. The ethical dilemma at the heart of this conundrum resonates across society, across continents, across galaxies. It says in the Bible, "What profit it a man if he gains the whole world but does not have Peak Volvo"? Behold, Matthew stands at the door and knocks. For eternal salvation - and Peak Volvo - answer him.
This has to be done Matthew
Forget ISIS. Never mind Chad Kroeger's bolloxed voice box. Don't care about Caitlin Jenner. This is the real humanitarian issue of our time. MATTHEW MUST HAVE VOLVO.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
In the last 24 hours, it has become clear that Mathew faces a dilemna which threatens to destroy his reputation.He is caught on an automotive / domestic knife edge and must decide between achieving "Peak Volvo", or being the proud new owner of snakeskin boots. He knows the right thing to do, but he needs your support to overcome the crippling domestic pressure which threatens to crush his dreams in favour of crappy boots.
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Peak Volvo = all drive way parking places are full... Matthew is not there yet.
I don't honestly think I could continue to work next door to Matthew's house knowing he'd forgone the opportunity to reach 'Peak Volvo' in favour of snakeskin boots. Help keep me employed and help Matthew reach 'Peak Volvo.'
I should totally come and hear more of your sermons, Jim, they sound, erm, idiosyncratic.
HOLD......HOLD......ah fuck it....give in eventually - but enjoy making your stand first!
I support this noble endeavor.
This is not just a domestic issue. The ethical dilemma at the heart of this conundrum resonates across society, across continents, across galaxies. It says in the Bible, "What profit it a man if he gains the whole world but does not have Peak Volvo"? Behold, Matthew stands at the door and knocks. For eternal salvation - and Peak Volvo - answer him.
This has to be done Matthew
Forget ISIS. Never mind Chad Kroeger's bolloxed voice box. Don't care about Caitlin Jenner. This is the real humanitarian issue of our time. MATTHEW MUST HAVE VOLVO.
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Peak Volvo = all drive way parking places are full... Matthew is not there yet.