
Make Mani a Mod
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Let's face it. ProfessorLoki's Discord server is a giant dumpster of incorrect opinions, people posting pictures and memes in #general, and spam pings. Someone needs to clean it up, and there's no better person for the job than Mani. To get your vote, here is a short list of reasons for why Mani should be promoted to moderator.
- Mani is most likely a human being. The only species on this planet intelligent enough to operate a computer or mobile device and log into Discord are humans. You wouldn't hire a cat to moderate a server, would you? This is precisely why Mani is good for the job.
- Mani can read. To moderate, you have to be able to read to determine if something someone said is against the rules. An illiterate person cannot do this. Hence, Mani has a leg up on his competition because he is able to comprehend the English language.
- Mani is active on Discord. Mani is using Discord at least 25 hours a day, and who's going to keep memes out of general if mods aren't active as often as possible?
- Mani's name is short. If something does occur where moderator attention is required, Mani is easy to ping because his name is short. Additionally, three of the four letters in his name, M, N, and I, are in the same area of the keyboard, making it so that it is very easy and efficient to ping him when trouble occurs. Do you want to get carpal tunnel while trying to ping ProfessorLoki or ShadowTheShade? Or would you rather be able to ping someone with a short, easy to type name?
- Mani is factually superior at Smite to everyone else in the server. Mani could steamroll anyone in a 1v1 on Smite. To prove it, if you ping him and challenge him to a best of three match, I can guarantee he will accept the challenge and defeat you.
- He likes Arsenal. Even though Arsenal is the crappiest football club in England, at least he's a sports guy, which is cool. :)
Clearly, Mani is the only qualified candidate to become a moderator on ProfessorLoki's Discord server. Sign this petition, and you'll not only be making the server a better place for everyone, but it will also be one signature closer to ending world hunger and bringing world peace.
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