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Man Bun Reparations

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smol nerd
10 years ago Featured

Stephen made a bet. Stephen lost the bet. Stephen needs to man up and stick to his word.

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Timothy Tyson
10 years ago

Young Stephie, the blood has done signed your name.

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Noanus
10 years ago

Stephen when this petition has 1000 signatures, I will be the one to deliver the bun.

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Typical Feminist
10 years ago

As an white male, Stephen Buys you caws many of the problems in thus world. Get a held of yourself and do the right thing. Also womens deezerve to vote bceuse we beleive in fare pay.

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Ben wilson
10 years ago

I believe Stephen should withhold his responsiblity to the man bun. If we don't have order in this situation how can we ever hope to get anywhere in life

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Emoney
10 years ago

This is the kind of injustice and she privilege such must be eradicated.

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Daniel Lara
10 years ago

Everyone knows how much I love white vans. Nobody can comprehend my love for justice.

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Flowe
10 years ago

I couldn't agree more.

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Mr Shofestall
10 years ago

I'm offended on behalf of all man buns everywhere

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God
10 years ago

FEEL MY WRATH

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Ms Rogers
10 years ago

I take it back. It's the worst thing to happen.

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Ms Rogers
10 years ago

It's my professional opinion that this is the worst thing to happen since slavery

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Bill R
10 years ago

I cannot even calculate how much I hate stephen for doing this. This theft is the first sine of a deteriorating society. I encourage all of you to trig and fix this.

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Sophie R
10 years ago Featured

Stephen believes that this offense has lost its pertinence, but I cannot disagree more. This argument of "just getting over it" is disgusting and leads to major rifts in our society.

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Oscar Wilde
10 years ago

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Unless they bamboozle you. In that case, don't forgive them AND keep annoying them.

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Barack
10 years ago

I have secret service on the case this very moment. --POTUS

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Robert Frost
10 years ago

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Unless they tried to bamboozle you. Then join me and sign this petition.

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Dr Seuss
10 years ago

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. Unless they tried to bamboozle you. Then cry. After you finish crying, take action. Join me and sign this petition.

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Ms. Freeman
10 years ago

Steven, Steven, Steven............I'm not mad, just extremely disapointed. I know you're better than this.

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Joyce B
10 years ago

I have a meeting with the superintendent to discuss expulsion options next week. For now, signing this petition is the most I can do. I hope justice is served.