For PM Malcolm Turnbull to Resign and Tony Abbott MP to form a New Government

I have never trusted Malcolm Turnbull after he back-stabbed Tony Abbott because he believed the notoriously flawed opinion-polls and panicked. Tony Abbott would still have won the election. Turnbull leans too much to the Left in respect of the AGW ideology and therefore forces Australian energy consumers to pay one of the highest prices in the world. He can not be trusted to bring Australia back to prosperity and out of the ever-increasing government-debt which has now passed the 780 billion dollars! Arnoldus Lapre.

Hi Daddy!

Excuse me, is this the queue for knighthoods?

Golly, I sure would really like it a lot if Tony was in charge again.

I'm a yuge fan of Tony. Vote for Tony to make Australia great again.

I am the only man who can save this country from the conspiracy of international bankers. I promise that I will only use empirical evidence in making any decisions.

WTF Pauline? You said I could be PM.

It's time. It's time for conservative policies and a government to lead this nation. Turnbull is taking us down to oblivion.

I fully support this petition. Mr Abbott is a wonderful fellow who deserves a second chance.

Do you people understand that the people of Australia don't choose the Prime Minister? We only choose our local member.

Yes I agree. It was not the peoples choice for Malcolm Turnbull. The leader chosen should remain until elections

Bring Mr Abbott back please. He should never have been removed.

We need a fair Prime Minister, one who will hear his people and Mr Abbott is the man.

I agree Tony Abbott should be our Prime Minister because he was voted in by the people.

Tony, I had nothing to do with this.

It would be highly inappropriate for me to comment on the leadership of the Liberal Party. This is entirely a matter for the Liberal Party to decide and I would never suggest that Malcolm Turnbull should resign if he can't turn the polls around by Christmas.

This petition is an illegal use of a carriage service. Tony had his chance, it's my turn next.

Please explain. What is a petition? Is this an election already?

WTF guys, you said you were going to petition for me to PM?!

When I return, I will appoint The Reverend and Honourable Fred Nile MLC as Governor-General of this great nation Australia. Moreover, I promise to re-instate the appointment of knights and dames as the highest form of Australian honours. I will then recommend to Her Majesty the Queen that Emeritus Professor David Flint AM be awarded Knight of the Order of Australia. I thank you, my friends, for your support.