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If that's supposed to be Laura croft I'm offended. Laura would have a more crossfit style body type if she was to be murdering bandits and raiding tomb gems... that nice lady looks too feeble to survive the wild, unless Laura now utilizes stealth a wide selection of cleverly crafted hand grenades designed to spook, bewilder, and traumatize the villains while she slithers past.
This kind women looks as though her skin was draped upon her thin bird skeleton, she'd make a better Laura croft if Laura was now like a spiderman and she used like crochet yarn nets that would tangle the evildoers and or hook shaped yarn baskets that could be lowered to pick up the ancient valuable trinkets on the pressure plates while she circled safely above.
The Laura I grew up with used her mass to pummel the men, her swings were counterweighted by tonnages of breast meat, when she jumped the stone cracked and she didn't get very high either, her huge guns were strapped to her hips like tiny toys, she could carry every single treasure and she didn't even have a frigging purse or back sack.
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Where did the meat go?
Lets bring back to the good ol' days when solid breast meat was more than just a delicious menu item.
where is the breast meat?
Ya I mean I don't agree with everything here but mostly what image are we trying to give out little boys and old age home women. Nice cause. Good job.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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If that's supposed to be Laura croft I'm offended. Laura would have a more crossfit style body type if she was to be murdering bandits and raiding tomb gems... that nice lady looks too feeble to survive the wild, unless Laura now utilizes stealth a wide selection of cleverly crafted hand grenades designed to spook, bewilder, and traumatize the villains while she slithers past.
This kind women looks as though her skin was draped upon her thin bird skeleton, she'd make a better Laura croft if Laura was now like a spiderman and she used like crochet yarn nets that would tangle the evildoers and or hook shaped yarn baskets that could be lowered to pick up the ancient valuable trinkets on the pressure plates while she circled safely above.
The Laura I grew up with used her mass to pummel the men, her swings were counterweighted by tonnages of breast meat, when she jumped the stone cracked and she didn't get very high either, her huge guns were strapped to her hips like tiny toys, she could carry every single treasure and she didn't even have a frigging purse or back sack.
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I'm sick and offended of the media portraying these unrealistic expectations of women. What happened the last 20 years and where did the breast meat go? This is offensive towards women not meeting this body standard. Bring back old Laura. Make her great again. We the consumers demand a recasting. Bring back the breast meat!
pls endownment
MLGA
Where did the meat go?
Lets bring back to the good ol' days when solid breast meat was more than just a delicious menu item.
where is the breast meat?
Ya I mean I don't agree with everything here but mostly what image are we trying to give out little boys and old age home women. Nice cause. Good job.
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I'm sick and offended of the media portraying these unrealistic expectations of women. What happened the last 20 years and where did the breast meat go? This is offensive towards women not meeting this body standard. Bring back old Laura. Make her great again. We the consumers demand a recasting. Bring back the breast meat!