Are you tired of feminism, natiolism and these type of fancy words that represent our society's problems?

Then you've came to the right petition! Please sign this petition to make him the Absolute World Leader, trust me he is a demi-god, our people just call him "bald-jesus". I saw him once turning a full bottle into an empty bottle in seconds! Such miracle! He can also turn invisible and is a freaking awesome dictator!

Please sign this petition to make the World a less incomfortable place, trust me.

HIS QUALITIES ARE:
-HE CAN PROMISE EVERYTHING!!

-AROUND 95% CHANCE OF HIM NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE LEADER

-FREE BEER

-CAN BAN YOU

-RUTHLESS LEADER


I beg you please, sign this petition!