Who even said she was allowed to move back to New York? What is this nonsense? We all miss her and she misses us, so what's the deal?

Sign this and if we get enough signatures (you know, at least one), and she'll have to be forced to move back to the Bay State. I'll have this petition forwarded over to the POTUS and have his people get in touch with my people. You know how we do.

'MERICA.