Allow Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka to do voiceover work for Borderlands 3

u go girl

Make this guy a voice.

Yes plz.

How tragic! Gearbox and Randy are horrible for not helping a little girl's dream comes true.

or do you not believe in the first admendment

Do you want to be cursed? Huh? I don't think so! Just let the man blanket the entirety of your game with his sugary, golden voice; let it seep into every crevice of the code and bring joy to all that play it. Thanks for hearing my humble wish (and saving yourselves from the curse, good thinking!).

I would like a gun with the voice of Lowtax that makes terrible action movie puns. I believe this would be "on brand" for both him and the Borderlands series. I'm an "expert."

This man has given so much already, and all he asks is that you let him give his voice to your game. Do the right thing, Pitchy.

The story of Lowtax and his daughter possibly dying without voicing 70 or more characters in Borderlands 3 has broken my heart. Please help them.

Please make Mr. Lowtax's dying dream come true.

I support this endeavor and this national treasure, Richard K. Yanka

Please use this power to say things like "mmm this hamburger is delicious" and "do me a favor and hold THIS for me" *throws grenade*

yeet

This man can talk!

you-must, you-must, you-must increase the the proportion of voice actors whose spines are bust

Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka is in fact a living cell-shaded cartoon, so I believe he could star in the Video Game boarder lands

Rich is a funny dude and a bunch of people from Something Awful will probably buy your game if you let him do stuff in it. I was going to wait until it was on Steam because why would I even use Epic game thing, but if you let him voice stuff in it I'll pre-order it, and like a collectors edition or something to.

I'll preorder as soon as this gets done.

do this

Please let lowtax enrich your gun loot game so it can be automatically better than apex legends, etc.