In the Whale is an American Rock N’ Roll band.. A duo. Guitar and Drums. Two guys who make a lot of noise but are constantly asked by Music Industry Professionals, “When are you going to add a bass player?”

Well, there’s no better time to bite the bullet then at one of the largest festivals in the United States, Lollapalooza. And who better to add the low-end than the guy who self-admittingly almost became Metallica’s bass player, HULK HOGAN.

We know the Hulkster is busy training, saying his prayers, and taking his vitamins but he should have enough time this summer to learn a couple three minute rock songs and join In the Whale on-stage in Chicago to make the dreams of two Hulkamaniacs come true.

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Maybe the three of them can record a cover “Real American” together?

Background on Hulk's history in music: http://goo.gl/Q9Qu5k

In the Whale's Music: http://goo.gl/hvvifu