We Will Give Drunk Seattle Athletes a Ride Home
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After sitting idly by as local athletic heroes Dale Ellis, Warren Moon, and now Lofa Tatupu have earned DUI citations, we Seattle sports fans hereby pledge to give rides home to any intoxicated players. Seriously, guys--call anytime...we won\'t even charge that much. (Note--this offer applies to starters on major teams only. Backups and arena footballers, try the bus.)
Seth Kolloen is editor of Sports Northwest Magazine and owns a car that would probably be very uncomfortable for an NFL linebacker--but surely more comfortable than the back of a police car.